It all started on the rim of Halema'uma'u Crater in the district of Volcano on the island of Hawai'i in times indistinct. I was peering over the precipice as Pele was exhaling noxious sulfur fumes. Lucky for me the wind was blowing the other way - not so for Pele, as I emitted some noxious fumes of my own. Just then, an object whizzed by. And another. Searching the periphery for the origin of the projectiles, a figure short of stature stood before me. Menehune. Then he threw another one. I reached out and caught it on the fly, having played the hot corner in my youthful indiscretions. Kolohe buggah (a rambunctious rascal)! The object was smooth, and I noticed the low density and high calcium content of its lustrous coating. This mischievous midget is tossing eucrites! But when I looked up, he was gone. The eucrite? I still have it. Wanna buy it?